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    Nyan across the land

    I know the person who made this :’)

    Malerie, that’s impossible. 


    Let’s assume the average song runs somewhere around 3 minutes. There’s 1440 minutes in a day; if we were to divide 1440 by 3, we would get 480, meaning you would only be able to listen to that song 480 times a day.

    Hey now that’s not fair.

    She could open multiple tabs at once

    Divide 56417451548561253451232 by 480 and it makes 11753635739283.56, round that up to 1,175,363,573,928 windows/tabs all on youtube repeat, and considering her computer doesn’t crash/explode from the sheer amount of windows running, she can metaphorically listen to it 56,417,451,548,561,253,451,232 times in one day

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    I told a joke in the elevator. It worked on so many levels

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    Rugby is a beautiful sport. #rugby #injury #fracture #blood (Taken with instagram)

    How you act when you hear a dirty joke..

    With your friends:

    With your family:

    With younger kids:

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    #snoopy #retro #wheniwasyoung #childhood #tennis #widescreen (Taken with instagram)

    Vic: Is everybody on crack? I love crack.
    http://vvkn.tumblr.com/

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    When my mom is cooking, i don’t help her.

    I just go sit at the table like

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    If I’m weird with you, I’m comfortable with you.

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